Yesterday afternoon the Mrs ‘phoned me from work and I swear she said to me to put out the washing (she says this a lot), so like a dutiful husband I took everything out of the washing machine and hung it on the washing line next to some stuff that was already there. Good boy or so I thought. It turns out that what she had actually said was I was to bring the washing IN! What I had hung out was in fact DIRTY WASHING!. Clown. She brought the dirty washing in and washed it, no doubt I will have to hang it out soon. In, out, in, out, shake it all about!